hello people of Singapura!!!2morrow National Dae already...so fast rite???just nw during the concert,it was fun...we got competition,sum classes frm p6 had to perform...Iqa's class perform...it was FUNNY!!!!they perform 2 items,first,they say this funny singlish poem n then sing a song called,"We Live In Singapura"...it was really funny!!!i found the lyrics...here it is:-
We Live In Singapura
Sang Nila, Utama
Saw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura, then run very far
Years later, ang mor came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonize
Singapura very strong
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside
War is over, ang mor back
Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independance!
*CHORUS*
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though it’s kind of crazy
We win other country
David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock
Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who’s PM?
Malaysia say, come join me
Two of us be same country
Then not happy,
Then make PM cry
PM Lee lead country
Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win
JB Jeya no more funds,
Chee Soon Juan won’t eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon,
‘Don’t talk cock’ in parliament
*CHORUS*
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt
S-League, Tea Dancing,
Ah Bengs love Modern Talking
McDonalds Hello Kitty
Everyone drink Bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan,
James Lye is VR Man
Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir’s friend Datuk Anwar,
Mathathir says he’s chow Ah Qua
NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it’s fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned,
ask your friends buy from thailand
*CHORUS*
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s interesting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with C-O-EE-R-P, Road Tax
PARF until I want to barf
Why our locals have to pay?
Foreign talent are okay
Housing estate upgrade by contractors who go pok kai
IMF must follow
Want to protest,
go indoorsM-R-T not so fast
Newater they laugh at us
I live in Singapura
It’s not perfect living
But at least it’s in-teresting
I live in Singapura
Though its kind of crazy
We win other country
Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan,
sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun
Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don’t suck
Mahathir then Abdullah
Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight)
Stop speaking Singlish lah
Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee becomes MM
PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.
*CHORUS*
WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA!
its really funny!!!*LOL*just nw,fitri,farah,iqa n i went to lot 1 to watch this movie,Mummy 3:Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor...there is Brendan Fraser n Jet Li...it was so awesome!!!if i had to watch it 10 times,i wud still enjoy watching it!!!it was farah's idea to watch it...i cud never regret it!!!
then,we eat at KFC then we go to Mini Toons...when we go back home...we talk n talk...then,i saw josica running towards a guy...the guy seems to be khairy n if there's khairy,there's nizam...how i wish i didnt think bout it coz HE IS THERE!!!farah say dat that there is khairy...rashfiqah turn ard n we both laff...
they were playing soccer(DUH!!!they all ex-SOCCER PLAYER!!!)...i ahd to pass by them in order for me to go back home...i really had to be careful coz yesterdae,we were playing captainball using a basketball(stupid rite?use bball to play captain ball...)...i was translating sum words in ml while erika translate it in tagalog...i didnt concentrate n d ball hit my head as if like my head is d wall n d ball hit it n bounced back!!!after it hit my head,i saw many "stars" ard me!!!!haha...
i'll continue tomorrow or another dae bout the boring n disgusting games on the eve national day...btw,HAPPY BDAE TO MY SIS!!!she is 15 this year...mahal kita Singapore!!!(it means-i luv u Singapore in tagalog)TTFN!!!
~LA LA GIRL~
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